Halloween Jokes for Kids
Does your crew prefer SILLY over spooky? Check out these little laughs for Halloween day. Happy Haunting!
What is a zombies favorite legume?
A human bean.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What do you get when you drop your pumpkin?
Squash.
What do the witches want for lunch?
Some sand-witches.
What kind of rocks does the ghost collect?
Tombstones.
Why was the spider so smart?
He spent all day surfing the web.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
The broom closet.
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
When they won’t stop coffin.
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
I SCREAM.
How do you spell candy with only two letters?
C and Y.
Why don’t skeletons like Homecoming?
They have no-body to dance with.
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the tele-bone.
How do mummies start their letters?
Tomb it may concern,.
What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and SHRIEK.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why are Werewolves always late?
Because they aren’t when-wolves.
What do you call a cow on Halloween?
A BOO-vine.
How do you get into the Haunted House?
A spook-key.
Why did the vampire need to brush it’s fangs?
It had bat breath.
What is a witch’s best subject at school?
Spelling.
Knock knock. Who’s There? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry! It’s only a joke.
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